Ask the Nostalgia Pets
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So did you know there are recipes for cat and mink?
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Both: Sick fucks. ALL OF YOU. SICK FUCKS.
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woah, woah, woah, guys. guys. what if you were really PEOPLE????
NMink: I could get HANDS all over Todd and Kitten… I’d LOVEEEEEEEE it.
NKitten: Psh. How high ARE you. Like that could happen.
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*Nostalgia Mink and Nostalgia Kitten are eating cheese puffs*
NKitten: We’re killing these… we’re eating them. their blood is on our hands.
NMink: We don’t have hands honey.
NKitten: Oh… *Grabs another mouthful and crunches it happily* Omphkayyyyyy! Guess I’mph safmmm… *swallows* no jail for meeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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Some Time Later…
NKitten: … What if vermin thinks humans are the vermin…? Like what if they think they’re people. And what would they be… would mice be white people? Hehehe, that would make our human selves our fooooooood. :3 I’d love to eat myself because I probably taste good. Like doughnuts and hot sauce…
NMink: … I’m gonna go get some cheese puffs and forget you said that. *Walks into the kitchen*
NKitten: What IS the cheese on cheese puffs…? It’s not like the slices… I want some too Minky.
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You two high then?
Anonymous
NMink: I don’t do drugs. I’m still guilty about what happened in Silent Hill in any case and I think drugs would bring that back…
NKitten: What did you see anyway Minky? You never told me…
NMink: Oh honey. *Pats your head with my paw* I just said I didn’t want to think about it. And I don’t want to open a can of worms. I’m happy how we are… Oh! Brownies!
NKitten: MIEEEEEEEEN! *Dives on top of the suspicious plate and starts nomming the brownies*
NMink: Idiot. *Rolls eyes, smiles and grabs a brownie, nipping at it lightly.*
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BEST BOSSFIGHT OR BEST BOSSFIGHT
I’M THINKING “BEST BOSSFIGHT”
I’m also thinking Best BossFight. That was awesome dude, though the statuses got a bit confusing after a while.
A little, yeah, but it didn’t really take away from the fight. ^_^
SCREEEE
SOON. (Will get to design costumes!)
(via willowbooty)
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Ask Mechakara: Silent Hill Boss Battle!: Final Round Margaret: Attack MACHETE - 5 damage! Reduced effect!
Linkara: Magic TRANSFORM - WHITE RANGER! All negative effects lost. POW doubled! MP doubled!
Mechakara: Attack AXE - 5 damage! Reduced effect! Critical hit - BONUS 10 DAMAGE!
Harvey: Fire MISSILE GUN - 5 damage! Reduced effect! Critical hit -…
…Is it over?
Yeah, it is. Unfortunately I still haven’t found the Kitten… but at least we defeated Mechakara. Well, one of them…
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Just say "Nostalgia Nostalgia Nostalgia" and get the Critic back already! Anonymous
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Nah, that’s way too obvious to work…
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Ask Mechakara: Silent Hill Boss Battle!: Round 3 Margaret: Aim KNIFE (greater chance of a critical hit next round)
Linkara: Fire SHOTGUN - 25 damage!
Mechakara: Fire ELECTRICITY - 25 damage!
Harvey: Fire REVOLVER - 15 damage! Critical hit - JAM status!
Insano: Knocked out!
Linksano: Knocked out!
90s Kid: Aim CHAINGUN…
Nostalgia Mink: Holy shit! *Concentrates and uses ‘Weaponized BLAM’, A monkey proceeds to fly out and throw handfuls of glittery singing trout at Mechakara*
-on the other side, unable to see the Mink-
Nostalgia Kitten: *Holds up a picture of the Bat Credit Card up to his own face, starts frothing at the mouth and lunges in a rage at Mechakara* A BAT CREDIT CARD?!
